Transparency...

Whether you’re already a customer or just thinking about becoming one, we want you to feel informed, comfortable, and confident about doing business with us.

No smoke, no mirrors — just real people here, based in the U.S., who ride bikes in the summer and toss a Nerf ball with the kids when work winds down. We appreciate your trust, and we take it seriously.

Utilized Plugins

Here is the list of plugins on the website. Please don’t hack our website.

Better Search Replace
Code Snippets
~~External Importer~~
Fluent Forms
Fluent Forms Pro Add On Pack
GenerateBlocks
GenerateBlocks Pro
GP Premium
Perfmatters
SEOPress
User Menus
~~Woo Import Export~~
WooCommerce
~~WP All Import – WooCommerce Import Add-On Pro~~
~~WP All Import Pro~~
WP Sheet Editor – Post Types (Premium)

Real-time/Dynamic Data

WordPress is pretty powerful — and honestly, pulling in dynamic data on the fly? Still kinda cool.

Display Total Orders

// Function to get total number of WooCommerce orders
function get_total_orders_count() {
    $args = [
        'post_type'      => 'shop_order',
        'post_status'    => ['wc-completed', 'wc-processing', 'wc-on-hold', 'wc-pending', 'wc-cancelled', 'wc-refunded', 'wc-failed'],
        'posts_per_page' => -1,
        'fields'         => 'ids', // Only need IDs for counting
    ];

    $orders = new WP_Query($args);
    return $orders->found_posts;
}

// Shortcode to display total number of WooCommerce orders
function display_total_orders_shortcode() {
    return get_total_orders_count();
}
add_shortcode('total_orders', 'display_total_orders_shortcode');

Display Total Customers

// Function to get the total number of customers
function get_total_customers_count() {
    // Use WP_User_Query to count users with 'customer' role
    $user_query = new WP_User_Query([
        'role' => 'customer',
        'number' => -1,
        'fields' => 'ID', // Only need IDs for counting
    ]);

    return count($user_query->get_results());
}

// Shortcode to display the customer count
function display_total_customers_shortcode() {
    return get_total_customers_count();
}
add_shortcode('total_customers', 'display_total_customers_shortcode');

Oooh, by the way, if you want any help with something on your website, like making some tweaks or whatever just open a ticket up.

Display Total Products

// Function to get total number of WooCommerce products
function get_total_products_count() {
    $args = [
        'post_type'      => 'product',
        'post_status'    => 'publish',
        'posts_per_page' => -1,
        'fields'         => 'ids', // Only need IDs for counting
    ];

    $products = new WP_Query($args);
    return $products->found_posts;
}

// Shortcode to display total number of products
function display_total_products_shortcode() {
    return get_total_products_count();
}
add_shortcode('total_products', 'display_total_products_shortcode');

What are desired results?

Definitely don’t want to throw away any money on a yacht and be like Bobby from Blizzard. Most likely, it’ll be spent on coffee, donations to the church, chipotle burritos and most importantly, even more lifetime licenses for exciting plugins/themes!